The chorus of ‘Alcohol is Free’ is rather catchy, but perhaps it takes too long to sing. Can Terry get the boys from Koza Mostra to sing it in 30 seconds… in 15 seconds… in 5 seconds… in one second?
In the process, Terry does decide that he likes the shorter versions of the Eurovision songs. If everyone followed this model, the Contest would take just twenty minutes. That feels about right for Terry.